Dogs and sonsofbitches

I was traveling last week, very light
Alone at the airport
Well, aren't we all?
I saw a lady with a chihuahua,
sat beside me waiting for her flight.
I liked the dog,
Irresistibly cute it was.
Asked if i could hold it,
as tiny little pup it was.

I held it on my lap
played with it for a while.
Fiddled with its nose a little.
Then suddenly felt a warmth
and some trickling and tickling
That sonofabitch had peed
Relieved itself on my pants.

The lady smiled at me contritely
Said its because you smelled good
I smiled and felt not a bit surprised
Doesn't life shits at all those who smell good
Guess I was not good enough
That I had to settle with a pee..